some people believe that there is no such thing as luck..only fate. and who ever the hell said that was right, it was fate that my sistercame to us and now it was fate that brought her and jason together. first we met kirstie.. then jay met keshia.. and there was love.
i love them both together.. they are perfect for each other and theyre my bestfriends! lol. which just makes my life sooo much better cuz i have my three bestfriends and they have each other and they have meXD my parents actually approved of them 'courting' each other.. which im not exactly sure what that means.. but i kno that mom and dad dont want them kissing..(we'll see about that!!) lmfoa.. nd my older sister ash is gunna have a bby..that means that im gunna be an aunty. lmfao.
im really love this fate thing! lmfao.
its amazing how people can find each other which leads me to believe that no matter what there is always some one out there thinkn about you.. have you ever broke someone's heart? im sure that you have. cuz people never really realize how much that they hurt some one until they get hurt themselves. and its true becasue then you stop and think like oh shit..thats what i have been doing to people all this time ? and it clicks.. that golden rule thing.. eeek! and then karma sits in.. uhh.. what goes around better not come back around or else pain is headed my way. ! thats what people dont think about before its too late nd someone is crying themselves to sleep at night ..
man people suck!!
not me tho.. i rock:) i dont mess with your head.. and i dont play with your heart, cuz im a real gurl and i finish what i start, thats how evryone should be! lol
but im outt cuz im bored nd sick of typn for now.. till next time bud:)..
which is in like twenty mins..maybe. lmfao.. byeeee♥♥xoxo katrina
Thursday, February 19, 2009
<*keshia<3*>
omfg!! did you kno that bestfriends are the most amazing people that you could ever have to stand next to you and to be there for you. i think that i am one of the luckiest people that i know.! i have the most amazing bestfriend ever and what is even better is that my bestfriend is also my sister, some people think that its soo typical of someone to say that they have a bff as their family, but for me and keshia this is different, we were originally bff's and then became sisters.. lol. some people dont get it. but what is there to get, shes my sister. thats what i tell everyone, and thats cuz its true. our story is an odd one how we used to hate each other and then suddenly became bestfriends who live together and consider each other family .. i loved my life, and now she just made it even better, i trust her with ALL my secrets. and there isnt one thing that we dont kno about each other, she knows all of my secrets and i kno hers. our family is rockn! lol. especially since we all are funny! lol.sometimes we think that we should be on a reality tv show!! that would be funny. lol. wanna hear something funny.. lol. my teacher just put a msg on my screen and said if you dont want me to read this too then dont type it in my class! lfmao.. that was jokes! lol.. but back to keshia.. i love her forever.. and i hope that she can always rembeber that, cuz even tho we have our bs that we sort out we still will be family. throught thick and thin and through happiness and sorrow. isnt that what family is for? i think that is what they were put on this earth for.. and i love her..i love my family. one wise ass person i kno said that even when your entire life comes crashin down from beneath you.. your family will still be there to cushon your fall and help you stand up and pick back up again. and thats true, i would die for my family.. (hopefully i dont have to die.. cuz i love myself! lmfao) but if i had to..they all kno that i would.
in a heart beat
♥
in a heart beat
♥
Friday, February 13, 2009
Good and fit father, Mr.Weston.(for school)
Mr.Weston is a very fit and good father. Throughout the story Mr.Weston was there for his family when they needed him most and he had certain qualities that showed throughout his personality more than others. One reason for the belief that Mr.Weston is a good father is because he is honest, he is loving and he is an overall people pleaser.
Mr.Weston is a excellent husband to his wife. He always tired to avoid conflict with his wife as much as possible, so that he would not have conflict. He was forever trying to please people and ensure that his family was happy. Mr. Weston had bought the robot “Robbie” to allow for his wife to have more have time on her hands and so that his daughter Gloria would never feel alone and would have someone to play with. His ability to please his family is one reason that Mr.Weston is a very excellent father and husband.
Gloria is lucky to have a father like Mr.Weston. He is a kind and generous person that loves her very much. When Gloria was young he bought her a nurse maid that was there for her protection and love. That proves that he was forever thinking of ways to help his family. When Mrs. Weston made Robbie go away Mr.Weston proposed a trip to New York, this trip was all a plan so that Gloria could see Robbie once again. Mr. Weston is very kind hearted for that, he also tried to see everything from both sides of the conflict and figure out a way to compromise the situation to find a feasible answer. This skill that he acquired is very handy and also is another reason why he is the great father that he is.
When Mr.Weston and his family stumbled upon conflict the first one to try and resolve it was Mr.Weston. He is a very good mediator and that is a skill that many parents need. He was the one that calmed the girl down when she was upset. Weston is a very excellent father because he acted quickly to try and save his daughter, but becuase his reflexes were not good enough that the robot "Robbie" that he got for Gloria it saved her life. Even though the main cause of the issues that were brought up were because of the robot, the robot was purchased with Mr. Weston's family in mind.
The conclusions that I have drawn from the story is that Mr. Weston is a very suitable father with many skills that have helped him achieve the ultimate fathering skills. He and his family may have had their issues, they were still able to resolve all issues and in the end were still a good family. In conclusion, Mr. Weston is possibly one of the most suitable fathers and exceedingly amazing husband as well.
Mr.Weston is a excellent husband to his wife. He always tired to avoid conflict with his wife as much as possible, so that he would not have conflict. He was forever trying to please people and ensure that his family was happy. Mr. Weston had bought the robot “Robbie” to allow for his wife to have more have time on her hands and so that his daughter Gloria would never feel alone and would have someone to play with. His ability to please his family is one reason that Mr.Weston is a very excellent father and husband.
Gloria is lucky to have a father like Mr.Weston. He is a kind and generous person that loves her very much. When Gloria was young he bought her a nurse maid that was there for her protection and love. That proves that he was forever thinking of ways to help his family. When Mrs. Weston made Robbie go away Mr.Weston proposed a trip to New York, this trip was all a plan so that Gloria could see Robbie once again. Mr. Weston is very kind hearted for that, he also tried to see everything from both sides of the conflict and figure out a way to compromise the situation to find a feasible answer. This skill that he acquired is very handy and also is another reason why he is the great father that he is.
When Mr.Weston and his family stumbled upon conflict the first one to try and resolve it was Mr.Weston. He is a very good mediator and that is a skill that many parents need. He was the one that calmed the girl down when she was upset. Weston is a very excellent father because he acted quickly to try and save his daughter, but becuase his reflexes were not good enough that the robot "Robbie" that he got for Gloria it saved her life. Even though the main cause of the issues that were brought up were because of the robot, the robot was purchased with Mr. Weston's family in mind.
The conclusions that I have drawn from the story is that Mr. Weston is a very suitable father with many skills that have helped him achieve the ultimate fathering skills. He and his family may have had their issues, they were still able to resolve all issues and in the end were still a good family. In conclusion, Mr. Weston is possibly one of the most suitable fathers and exceedingly amazing husband as well.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
funny poems
Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is thy Purity.
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is thy Purity.
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
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